Here’s a few humorous comments I found on Slashdot. Hopefully the context is sufficient to make sense.

Regarding a study that 6% of web users make up 50% of ad clicks:

“The Flash-based ‘Talking Woman’ has helped me.

When Mom calls long distance, Talking Woman is cheerful and polite in the background. Mom thinks I’ve finally found a nice girl and given up computers.”

“‘When Mom calls long distance,’

So calling the basement is long distance now? The phone company is ripping you off, man.”

“At least she isn’t tied up in the basement like his last girlfriend.”

“Dummies. We click, so you don’t have to.”